It was a dark stormy night, every
person was fast asleep. Everyone except Mister Wayne, he stared down from his room and wondered what time is was. He stopped when he heard a loud noise, "Who's there?" Wayne said as he defecated. He saw the shadow of a large Man coming towards him, he quickly grabbed His trusty buttplug and started to activate The giant laser beam inside of it. Surely the laser beam would ward off the masturbating hippies inside of his closet. He wait a few seconds then he
unleashed the glorious fury of the buttplug
with surprising ease. The masturbating hippies were
surprisingly aroused and started rubbing against mister
Wayne in an effort to achieve an ultimate sensation. Then Mister Wayne panicked and
Slapped the villainous masturbating hippies in the
penis with his own penis which was
the ending of the story or so
he though when Mrs.Dick arrived
P.S this is not the real end
The masterbating hippies were all killed in a freak masterbating accident
So Magic Johnson came to their rescue and gave them life as Kittens.
In EternalFuse's body.
So Catpaw adopted EternalFuse.
I think i cheated woops.